February 2012
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I dunn curr.
c-traeger:
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Ryan: Now who are you wearing tonight?
Me: Oh, well, I'm wearing Target and JCPenney... And yeah...
*awkward silence*
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Ohhh...
believeinmeandstaystrong:
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
Tell me how having 69 followers is not funny…
“Stand up, even when they yell for you to sit down. Stand up with your heart as...”
– Yours, Truly (via saralatouf)
January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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When your mom tells you to do the dishes.
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October 2011
8 posts
Hope To Happiness: My Steve Jobs Story →
frankdenbow:
After my junior year of college I was able to finagle my way into an internship at Apple. I moved out to Sunnyvale, worked in Cupertino coding for an internal team and only passed by Steve Jobs a few times. He was always walking quickly, but would give eye contact and that brief half smile and…
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Wanderluster: Fatass Forever Alone Friday →
hopeoftheuniverse:
Some people celebrate Thirsty Thursday. Some are all about the Wasted Wednesdays too. But me, I’m all about the Fatass Forever Alone Friday. This friday, I shall be tumbling, eating cupcakes with delicious milk, watching a movie from redbox, and whatever else I want to do.
This is how tonight…